September 24, 2007

iranian in hell and heaven

می‌گن یه روز جبرئیل می‌ره پیش خدا گلایه می‌کنه که:‌آخه خدا؟ این چه وضعیه آخه؟ ما یه مشت ایرونی داریم توی بهشت که فکر می‌کنن اومدن خونه باباشون! بجای لباس و ردای سفید، همشون لباسهای مارک‌دار و آنچنانی می‌پوشن! هیچکدومشون از بالهاشون استفاده نمی‌کنن، می‌گن بدون بنز و بی‌ام‌و جایی نمی‌رن! اون بوق و کرنای من هم گم شده، یکی از همین‌ها دو ماه پیش قرض گرفتش و دیگه ازش خبری نشد! آقا من خسته شدم از بس جلوی دروازه بهشت رو جارو کردم. امروز تمیز می‌کنم، فردا دوباره پره از پوست تخمه و هسته هندونه و پوست خربزه! من حتی دیدم بعضی‌هاشون کاسبی می‌کنن و هاله های بالاسرشون رو به بقیه می‌فروشن!
خدا میگه:‌ ای جبرئیل! ایرانیان هم مثل بقیه،‌ فرزندان من هستن و بهشت به همه فرزندان من تعلق داره. این‌ها هم که گفتی خیلی بد نیست! برو یه زنگی به شیطان بزن تا بفهمی مشکل واقعی یعنی چی!
جبرییل زنگ میزنه به جناب شیطان. دو سه بار می‌ره روی پیغامگیر تا بالاخره شیطان نفس نفس زنان جواب می‌ده: جهنم. بفرمایید؟
جبرییل میگه:‌ آقا خیلی سرت شلوغه انگار!
شیطان آهی می‌کشه میگه:‌ نگو که دلم خونه. این ایرانی‌ها اشک منو در آوردن به خدا! شب و روز برام نزاشتن! تا روم رو می‌کنم اینطرف، یه آتیشی دارن اون‌طرف به پا می‌کنن! تا دو ماه پیش که اینجا هر روز چهارشنبه سوری بود و آتیش بازی!...حالا هم که .... ای داد!!! آقا نکن! جبرییل جان من برم... اینها دارن آتش جهنم رو خاموش می‌کنن که جاش کولر گازی نصب کنن!!!!

sorry i don't know the source of this story..thanks to farnoosh for sending this lovely story

Posted by faraz at 4:39 PM | Comments (4)

creative posters

the first prize for the HOLY NAME, i wish these talents will find their ways for better purpose

i call this a great idea, a great mind, in inappropriate body

Posted by faraz at 2:32 PM

September 23, 2007

why we never progress

this is the application for employing assistant professor , one in sharif university of iran, the next berkely university of usa, just compare and you will find out some fallacious facts about our self and the reason that why we will never progress!


Posted by faraz at 5:27 PM

September 22, 2007

just laugh

mamad afshar and nima are just pissing on sideway of road after eating up the 25 eggs 10 cups of tea and 2 ghelyoons!



and after the crime, just at red hand!!!!!

take it easy....

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September 21, 2007

soheil karghah


soheil and the others and i after eating 25 eggs as omllet

and this is me

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September 19, 2007

check this out!!!



dastane tatili rozname shargh dastane derezist.....
dastore ahmad shah barae toghife rozname SHARGH!
there is no difference between Shah and Molah..the thing that matters most is "the will to power" so the two side just lie like a sale chien no one could be trusted
source: Niavaran palace

Posted by faraz at 7:29 PM

September 18, 2007

old guns

one day they forced out revolution, but today they are sold with a pitty price , no matter whom it killed or?

Posted by faraz at 7:56 PM

rosary for sale


Posted by faraz at 7:51 PM

a two-edge-sword poem

Whatever your cross,
whatever your pain,
there will always be sunshine,
after the rain ....
Perhaps you may stumble,
perhaps even fall,
But God's always ready,
To answer your call ...
He knows every heartache,
sees every tear,
A word from His lips,
can calm every fear ...
Your sorrows may linger,
throughout the night,
But suddenly vanish,
in dawn's early light ...
The Savior is waiting,
somewhere above,
To give you His grace,
and send you His love ..
Whatever your cross,
whatever your pain,
"God always sends rainbows ....
after the rain ... "

To get out of difficulty, one must usually go through it !

Posted by faraz at 7:45 PM

September 15, 2007

orwellian control

every thing should have been told, but is it flawless? even the most obvious fact such as "right and left direction"

Posted by faraz at 8:01 PM

can you understand?

for pop , there is no difference between shah and ali

Posted by faraz at 7:57 PM

khan e bozorg, sina khan

the most likely wanted rebel, sina khan e mesdaghi

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September 11, 2007

prominent chair design

just if you want an overlook over all cutting edge chair design in history look at this

klick to enlarg!

Posted by faraz at 11:50 AM

"mann e honare no" exhibition

what a lightening!

verry impressive ,just outside the exhibition

Posted by faraz at 11:47 AM

no comment

in stead of back window shield we have plastic!

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September 1, 2007

where this stand supposed to be located

in your way to tochal telecabin, you see this hut

guess just what people might ask as a religious question there!

Posted by faraz at 6:56 PM

merhrdad asghar zade photo exhibition

thrilling, filirting, conceptual and apealing

Posted by faraz at 6:47 PM